How many films have we seen and forgotten in 10 minutes? The brain has an incredible ability to weed out what we don’t like or what doesn’t work, that for something there’s a limit of things we can hold within those four walls.

This has happened to us in math class at school, during the long days of catechesis and, of course, at work, when there is a new online platform for which you have to take a four-hour course to learn how to to master.

This mechanism also works with movies. When you see a very bad one, it is customary to forget about it. That or remembering her for the rest of our lives, cursing the moment we decided to see her and regretting the 7 (or more) the movie ticket cost us back then.

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Today we are going to focus on those movies that are so weak that after a few years we can’t remember what the movie was about, we only remember that that actor or actress that we love so much came out and nothing else. What’s called the “oh yeah, Bruce Willis was in that movie, but I had no idea what was going on” effect.

Without further ado, let’s go with the list, handpicked from the worst movies, where only the protagonist is remembered, nothing else. Something we can’t thank our brains enough for. No one loves us and protects us more than him.

7 Movies In Which You Probably Remember The Protagonist, But Not The Story He Tells

the book of eli

In an apocalyptic future, 30 years after the “shining” that wiped out almost all of civilized society, a few humans survive in an incredibly harsh and arid environment.

Rape, cannibalism and savagery rage in some ruined cities where the strongest and the one who owns the water imposes his law. Wandering the highway, a lone warrior heads west with one mission: to protect a mysterious book he’s carrying in his backpack.

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Does the synopsis sound good? Well, the truth is, it’s one of the worst adventure movies to be made in decades, starring a Denzel Washington who doesn’t do a bad job, but is buried under a horrible script and execution. worse.

The film is available on Netflix, in case you dare find it hard to watch a movie that has its full weight in one detail at the end of the film. Since it’s your decision, don’t blame us for those two hours of footage.

  • Title: The Book of Eli
  • Release date: 2010
  • Duration: 1:57 hours
  • Platform:Netflix

In the middle of the Victorian era, the English government lives in panic because it does not know how to stop a diabolical plan, the objective of which is to achieve world domination.

The only solution to dismantle the Machiavellian project is to hire the greatest adventurers: Allan Quatermain, Dr Henry Jekyll, Captain Nemo and Dorian Gray. And despite being based on a fantasy comic book series by Alan Moore, the film was an absolute disaster.

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If you ask any kid who in the 2000s was old enough to make a glass of milk themselves, they’ll tell you they remember Sean Connery, not much else. This film made history for being the last audiovisual production featuring the most beloved English gentleman of the 20th century.

As an action-adventure film, loaded with special effects, it sucks. As a comic book adaptation, it’s worse. The only thing saved is getting to see Sean Connery play his final role. It’s worth retiring like this.

  • Title: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  • Release date: 2003
  • Duration: 1h50
  • Platform:Disney+

Battlefield: Earth

In the year 3000, there are no more cities or nations, the Earth is a desolate wasteland and the human race is on the brink of extinction. For a thousand years, an evil race of aliens, the Psychlo, have broken down Earth’s defenses and enslaved humanity.

Young Jonni Goodboy Tyler seems to be humanity’s only hope… although the hope of true humanity is that we forget this movie once and for allwhich benefited from an excellent cast which was not up to par.

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This film is the perfect example of films in which you remember who was coming out, but not what it was about. In Battlefield: Earth, the two protagonists were John Travolta and Forest Whitaker, almost nothing. Unfortunately, it was a total failure.

With a 2.5 on Filmaffinity and another 2.5 on IMDb, the film is so bad that no streaming service wanted to take it back. Right now, it’s impossible to watch it, unless you have the VHS or DVD at home, since it was released in the 2000s.

  • Title: Battlefield : Land
  • Release date: 2000
  • Duration: 1h55 hours
  • Platform: nothing

Reminiscence

Nick Bannister, a private detective who delves into the dark and alluring world of the past, helps clients find lost memories. He lives on the shores of Miami’s coast, which is mostly submerged under the sea.

One day, his life changes when Mae, a new client, appears.. Although Mae only goes to her office to find a lost item, she will become a dangerous obsession. As Bannister tries to find the reason for Mae’s disappearance, he uncovers a violent conspiracy.

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Another movie full of high-profile actors only remembered Hugh Jackman was on the cover, with all its smooth rolling (knob included). Although it’s a fairly intimate film, its run at the box office was a disaster, with a really bad script.

If you saw it and don’t remember it, that’s normal. What you can’t forget is Hugh Jackman, Rebecca Ferguson, Thandiwe Newton, Cliff Curtis, Daniel Wu… we don’t know what filter their agents did.

  • Title: Reminiscence
  • Release date: 2021
  • Duration: 1h55 hours
  • Platform: HBO Max

RIPD Murderous Police Department

Although Nick is a cop who has just been killed, he is recruited to work with Roy, an agent who died hundreds of years ago. Both are part of the “Rest In Peace Department”, which is responsible for persecuting the demons that populate the world of the living and sending them to hell.

Nick struggles to come to terms with his dead status, and he doesn’t accept being away from his wife, to which he sends repeated signals so that he perceives his presence. At least, thanks to his post-mortem job, the young agent will be able to work on his own murder case.

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Yes, the faces on the cover are Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges, two titans of film and the big screen. That’s why we’re talking about it now, when it’s one of the worst films made in the last decade.

And the worst part is that Kevin Bacon and Mary-Louise Parker are also dating. The only thing those who saw it at the time remember is that its main character is dead and then shot, nothing else.

  • Title: RIPD Murderous Police Department
  • Release date: 2013
  • Duration: 1h35
  • Platform: Google To play

Sahara

The great explorer and adventurer Dirk Pitt, who works for a government agency that protects the seabed, embarks on the great adventure of his life by traveling through the most dangerous regions of West Africa in search of a treasure called “The Ship of Death”.

When he and his assistant realize that the ship may be linked to mysterious deaths, they will have to use all their wits and skills to help Doctor Eva Rojas, also involved in the case. She investigates the spread of a deadly virus.

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It’s logical that you don’t remember what the film was about, it was terrible, with a terrifying scenario (and not because the film was terrifying, precisely). In Spain, we talked about her for one reason: Penelope Cruz.

The Spanish actress, then a budding Hollywood star, starred in the film alongside Matthew McConaughey and Steve Zahn.. For these three, Sahara had a lot of attention and expectation. And these three could not avoid the fatal accident that was the release of this film.

  • Title: Saharan
  • Release date: 2005
  • Duration: 2:04 hours
  • Platform: AppleTV+

John Carter

John Carter is a veteran captain in the Confederacy army, who, once mysteriously transferred to the Red Planet, must take part in its people’s conflict upon discovering that its people’s survival is in his hands.

Alongside Tras Tarkas and the captivating Princess Dejah Thoris, John Carter will live an adventure full of dangers. This movie nearly ruined Disney and was the company’s biggest flop in decades.

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With Taylor Kitsch, one of the most promising actors of the time, the film did not convince anyone, not even the youngest of the house. All sequels were canceled and an attempt was made to bury.

If you have two hours of your life left, Disney+ itself recently uploaded it to its streaming platform, so you can find it and watch it in good picture quality… of course the movie is still bad.

  • Title: John Carter
  • Release date: 2012
  • Duration: 2:14 hours
  • Platform:Disney+

So far our list of movies with memorable leads and forgettable scripts.

Do you remember any more? Do you have a movie that comes to mind with this curious feature?